Oh lord lol Okay:
Kailani moved through the maze, eyes flicking every which way. It was dark and a light fog glided eerily across the floor. She could barely see her feet, hell, she could barely see what was in front of her.
Hiking her skirt up into the bottom of her corset so that her legs could move better, she approached a break in the path. It looked as though it opened into a small courtyard where a large structure jutted out of the fog. The sound of chains filled her ears and her heartbeat quickened.
"Look who finally decided to show," a man’s voice echoed. Kailani froze in place.
"Who goes there?" she asked, eyes squinting into the darkness.
"Come closer my pretty," said the voice again. She paused for a moment and then took a step forward. The large structure had begun to take shape the closer she got to it, and without any light she knew exactly what it was. “Have you come for the Iron Throne?"
"No," she said. “I’ve come to rescue the man that I love."
"Oh?" he sounded amused. “Isn’t that a little backwards?"
"Screw your misogyny."
The man seemed to consider her boldness for a long time. Kailani straightened her back, grip tightening on the sword. Suddenly, a bright light appeared and revealed a shape sitting against the jagged throne. Steve picked his head up to look at her, armor completely stripped from him and leaving nothing but a black shirt, pants, and boots. On his wrists were heavy-looking shackles.
"Steve!" she called, taking a step forward. Her advance was halted when an arrow embedded itself in the floor in front of her.
"Ah-ah, not another step."
"Who are you?" she asked boldly.
"The coldest blood runs through my veins," he said. “You know my name."
It took all of her power to stop herself from rolling her eyes. She was about to say something but another bright light appeared, revealing the antagonist in the room. He was dressed in a ridiculously long purple robe with an obnoxious crown on his head and was also donning Steve’s armor —which was obviously too big for him.
"I am the king of the seven kingdoms! The eyes of the hawk! Last of the house Barton! You will fear me mortal! MWAHAHAHAHAHA—"
His banter was cut off by an unwarranted visitor cutting across his the front of the throne.
"Not this shit again," Tony said. He downed a shot of whatever was in his glass and made his way across the room.
"Oh come on!" Clint wined. Steve stifled a laugh as Kailani crossed the room. “You’re supposed to be at the Flapper party with Taylor!"
"I got bored," he said, pausing to take in Clint’s getup. The archer sucked air through his teeth and sunk into the replica of the Iron Throne he had been sitting on. Kailani took the opportunity to walk over to Clint, bonk him on the head lightly with her sword, and then turned to Steve so she could undo his chains. She gave him a hand so that he could stand and smiled.
"Well, my work here is done," she said, grabbing her boyfriend’s hand. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a reward to collect." A sly smile crossed her lips as she and the Super Soldier made their way across the room. Clint made a noise of displeasure and sunk further down into the throne.
"That arrow better come out of my floor," Tony said.
i also love you like so much and i already miss you??? okay??? understand??? good because i really mean this u little shit <33333
kurtsandersmythe said: your blog is always quality i don’t know why you’re questioning bb?????
but i actually love you okay????? thanksssss